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Re : A good laugh for those with boys....

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:51 am
by sweetiesuzy
That is great!

Re : A good laugh for those with boys....

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 02:51 pm
by arj
[:p][:p]

Re : A good laugh for those with boys....

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 02:24 pm
by emersons mom
laughing out loud...too funny.....I heard a funny one kind of like that from a seven year old....goldfish don't like jello.....one can only imagine the fish having his tank turn to gelatin!!!! where is my duct tape...gonna start now to keep my son from all the cabinets...lol

Re : A good laugh for those with boys....

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:48 am
by cara
I am now petrified....

Re : A good laugh for those with boys....

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:39 am
by missgamecock
I don't have a boy yet, but next time maybe I want to stick to girls!

Re : A good laugh for those with boys....

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 09:48 am
by angelkat
Man and I thought my boys thought of it all... LOL

Re : A good laugh for those with boys....

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 08:38 am
by timelessbeauty
LOL


A good laugh for those with boys....

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 08:36 am
by mada


RAISING BOYS



A) For those who have grown children - this is totally Hysterical!

B) For those who have children past this age, this is Hilarious.

C) For those who have children this age, this is NOT FUNNY.

D) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.

E) For those who have not yet had children, this could be birth control.



The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin , Texas:



Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not Kidding):



1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq ft. House

4 inches deep.



2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.



3.) A 3-year old boys voice is louder than 200 adults In a crowded restaurant.



4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.



5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.



6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.



7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh Oh", it's already too late.



8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.



9.) A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.



10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.



11.) Playdoh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.



12.) Super glue is forever.



13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.



14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.



15.) VCRs do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV Commercials show they do.



16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.



17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.



18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor Is



19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.



20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5- minute response time.



21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.



22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.



23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy